Southpark has me laughing like hell. In this particular episode, the kids got their parents in jail by telling the cops that they ''molestered'' them. Funny lah that cartoon, super random.

stan: dude, youre not gonna believe what cartman has!
kyle: hepatitis B?
cartman: no, dickhole. ive got 4 tickets to the 'raging pussies'.

bartsimpson: i took the head of a statue once.
kyle: like this one time, i didnt like this kid. i grounded his parents into chili and fed it to him.

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I wanna watch Napolean Dynamite.
And learn ballroom dancing. (: